I have nothing

Ok,  I have nothing...my fingers are tired from my last entry. I need a break! My mouse needs a break. 
But at  least I have come up with 15 topics.  Stay tuned and be kind to your mouse.



1.    Crumbs of food stuck to menu;  do I pay extra for this?    In progress
2.    Can I take my tip back if a server does not thank me?
3.    I have struck.  Posted
4.    Is that dried green stuff on my blanket part of the sleep study?      
5.    How to flush a Waffle House toilet and why knowing this skill is important.
6.    What to do when you see smoke coming from under the hood of your car.
7.    When to wear depends... depends on you.
8.    When is it acceptable to use the men's bathroom if you are a woman?

9.    "When the plate is hot but the food is cold" (a jingle for a popular I-10 eatery.)

10.  Should you shine a black light to check for cleanliness  in your hospital room?
11.  How to use the same sweet tea cup to obtain free refills while driving       
        cross country?

12.  Ast what you want but don't Ax me where I'm from.

13.  How did my panties get on the floor of a college lecture hall?    Posted

14.  Is he alive!     Posted

15.  How I caught crabs.      Posted