Sleep in a recliner, ride a Ninja

I sleep in a recliner.  No, I am not poor and I can afford a mattress but I just have horrible back pain after sleeping in any bed.  I am perfectly content in my faux leather recliner chair.  And one of the many benefits of a recliner chair is the workout I get on my abs.   Every time, I have to get up to pee I have to kick that damn foot rest to lock it in place.   Due to the quality or lack of quality of the chair it usually takes me several attempts to finally lock it down.  By then of course,  I have peed on myself but dang do my abs look good.  

Yes,  I have the occasional leakage issues that most women suffer from.  Most women usually get this malady from having way too many babies, being obese or as in my case from....well,  riding a....Ninja.   STOP laughing!   I met him in Japan.  Ok,  so I have never been to Japan.   But, you can get bladder leakage problems from riding a motorcycle.  So I was forced to give up my Ninja, leather chaps and all.  Quit your snorting!  Yes,  I wore leather chaps.   And yes, I looked very sexy.   I turned many a heads and almost caused a few accidents.  You know how men love  chicks in leather.      I miss those days.  

I also miss those days when TV commercials were innocent, childish,  and even a bit chauvinistic .  I enjoyed seeing a woman who looked like June Cleaver dressed in her finest dress and apron.  I liked the way the necklace of pearls gently swayed on her neck as she scrubbed away at her husband's dirty shirt collars.   I also liked  the music jingles with the commercials.  You remember it... Ring around the collar, ring around the collar.

  One of my all time favorites... "Meet the Swinger, Polaroid Swinger.  It's more than a camera, it's almost alive, it's only 19 dollars and 95".  And, I had a swinger once.  I loved that camera!    And what about those great cigarette commercials.   " Winston taste good like a cigarette should"    and  what about  " I'd rather fight than switch".  Got to love them all.  

 Love this Kool Aid one... go to link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKY2O4KFmMU&feature=player_detailpage

I get embarrassed watching TV now.   I mean do we really need commercials about feminine hygiene???  Come on....   Why do women have to spray themselves with  FDS,  BTW that stands for feminine deodorant spray. " It makes you feel fresh as a daisy".  Do women really ask other women... Hey Jane,  I have that not so fresh feeling.   Yeah, I know what you mean Jane, hey, try some of my FDS.   YEah, right!     I never see commercials about MMB odor.   No,  I am not going to tell you what that stands for.   But fair is fair and if you are going to make us ladies use FDS, I think there should be a commercial with two men discussing their MMB odor.   Just saying... 

And the commercial I hate the very most is that one about that vibrating, swirling thing that blows your hair back.     Can we not have some things kept private?    At least they do show the guy's hair is blown back as well when he and his girl are walking hand in hand down the street.  Oh, and to top it off, these two girls see them and their hair blown back and they both look at each other and giggle.  They know that couple used that vibra-swirl thing.  

And, I will end this lengthy but needed writing with the other commercial I hate.   That is the one that tells you if you have bladder leakage problems that you should wear depends or something.   Depends change your life so....much.  I mean before you couldn't go dancing and now you can go dancing and no one knows that you are wearing depends under that pretty dress  And what they also don't know is that you have been dancing for 2 hours straight and your butt is getting bigger by the minute as those depends swell  up.   Keep dancing  sister but don't dare ask your boyfriend if your butt looks big.   Good night folks, try to lead the normal life.