Saturday, November 19, 2011

A Car Without Emblems




OMG!    I can not believe this.   My Honda's two emblems fell right off into my hand.   I was getting an oil change and happened to touch the emblem on the hood and the thing just fell off.   I went around to the back and touched it and it did the same.  How weird is that?  So odd that  they  haven't  fallen off on the road in my travels. Now I have a keepsake.   
And yes,  I am still driving the Honda.  The odometer has just turned over to...you guessed it.   That's right,  she now has 296,060 miles on her.  I can't believe how quickly time flies.   I really have looked for a new car but it has been on Sat or Sun after those pesky, lying, conniving, sales people have packed up and left for the day.   In June, I did  test drive the Ford Focus, Ford Fusion.  I forget which one parks itself but I got to park it 2 times.  That my friends really cool.   They had nice tech stuff but the trunk was tiny.   I also drove the Kia Rio which really was quite fun.  I drove it to Florida and it was a peppy little thing.   I really loved it.   The seats kinda bothered my buxom thighs and the ride was really rough.  One time, I hit the RR tracks going about 30 mph and the next thing I see is Granny air borne.  Not really, but we both came off the seats.  I think the seat belt really held us down.   I also drove the Kia Forte 2011 hatchback.   It was nice too.  It was loaded.  It had touch screen nav, push button start,  auto lights,  key fob,  back up camera.   I wished I had bought it.   I can't find another.  It rode rather meekly.   Not a fun, peppy, little car like the Rio.   I also drove the Honda S2000.  It by far was my fav.  Who does not love a Red convertable?   It was so fast and fun to drive.   I probably would have gotten it, but again the trunk was too small.  I couldn't even fit 24 pack of toilet paper in the thing.  I also drove the Hyundai Elantra Limited 2012.   Nice car as well.   And I recently drove a Kia Forte EX sedan over 1000 miles.  It was pretty fun to drive but also a bit sluggish.  It seemed like I only filled up the tank once or twice.   Kidding of course!   Anyhow,   I think it will be the one.  Unless, the Elantra steals my heart again.   Unfortunately, when I drove the Hondas in June.   I was not impressed.   I wanted to be but after seeing the Korean built cars,   they were hard to ignore.   So now I have to print out all my info and price sheets so I am prepared.  And,  find the dealer I want then go haggle with those turds and try to get a good deal.   I am yearning for that new car smell and FM radio.  I also really like the idea of wheel controls for the radio and phone.  It will make my life easier for sure.   If anyone is in a playful mood, feel free to submit your guesstamate of how many miles the Honda will have when I finally purchase my new car.   Her next oil change is due at 300K miles.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Old Cars Never Die

 Old cars never die.  We just run them in the ground and tire of their upkeep.  And I have definitely done that to my two cars. The  Nova is a 1986  with 117K  miles on her and she was just told by the mechanic that the loud noise she hears is coming from her  tranny.  Unfortunately, her condition is terminal unless a donor tranny or bearing is found.  So far....the mechanic has scoured all donor sites without success.  She is still driving fine.  She starts right up but has an annoying loud motor sound.  Sadly, she will be laid to rest before the year is over.  Granny is sad to hear of her impending demise since she has just informed me she would like to get her license so she can have a car to drive in case the woods catch on fire.   Hmmmm,  I think that's a great reason to get your license. At 92 years old that is all she has left to do is worry.  Very sad.


My 1988 Honda Accord with 295K miles on her  is running fine.  She had to have a new alternator and she has jerking spells which are related to her old carburetor.  She looks tired and weather beaten and has lived well past her prime.   The good news is the mechanic is quite fond of her and offered to buy her from me when I get a new car.  I couldn't bare to sell her; she is part of the family.   So I will be giving her to a loving mechanic who will enjoy tinkering under her hood on a regular basis.  Hopefully, this will give her a little boost.   If I am lucky, I will still see her on the road or parked at the mechanics business.  I may even visit her.   Final arrangements have not been made yet but she should be in her new home by November.   


Below is a list I found online about various old things that never die.  I thought it was amusing.  






OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance
OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted
OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part
OLD ALCOHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted
OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history
OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver
OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures
OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate
OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world
OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest
OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling
OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
OLD BLONDS never fade, they just dye away
OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures
OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter
OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
OLD BUDGETS never die, they are filibustered
OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away
OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away
OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground
OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium.
OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory
OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust
OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time
OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring
OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings
OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled
OLD ESKIMOS never die, they just get cold feet
OLD ESKIMOS never die, they just go cold
OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost
OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away
OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way
OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
OLD GARAGE MEN never die, they just retire
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystallize
OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls
OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded
OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in their chips
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away
OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that way
OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
OLD HOME BREWERS never die, they just ferment away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe
OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off
OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over
OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young
OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed
OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out
OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate
OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out
OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under
OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves
OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup
OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up
OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey
OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor
OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar
OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed
OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot
OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces
OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off
OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane
OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction
OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it
OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain
OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip
OLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the type
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses
OLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse
OLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas
OLD PUNTERS never die, they just go horse
OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass away
OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail
OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt
OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles
OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point
OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
OLD SHEET ROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick
OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade away
OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that way
OLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones do
OLD SOURDOUGHS never die, they just ferment away
OLD SPELUNKERS never die, they just cave in
OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just fall off their blocks
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just kick-off
OLD SYSTEM USERS never die, they just chdir to NULL
OLD TANNERS never die, they just go into hiding
OLD TAPE DISPENSERS never die, they just get used up
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class
OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy
OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured
OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new Peterbilt
OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon
OLD TV SOAP STARS never die, they become pathetic
OLD USE NETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive
OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back
OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.
OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering
OLD WANTS never die, they become needs
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever
OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged
OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed
OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip
OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation

Friday, September 30, 2011

Still drooling

I have been away and unable to access my blog during my absence.  I thought I would share some photos from my trip since I am not in a writing mood just yet.  So enjoy....the pics.  



Caution:  Anyone who is dieting or trying to avoid eating rich, delicious food should not continue.




 Lets start with some succulent corn on the cob with real butter.
Can you see the butter melting?


How about some fresh tomatoes and crab imperial...



First we had to pick the crabs.  Of course we ate our fill of steamed crabs before picking a few dozen for the imperial.  Is your mouth open yet?  Are you wiping drool from your chin?


I love the claw meat


Freshly baked crab imperial.  Did I tell you it was simple to make?


Have a bite....


OK,  one more bite.  Open wide.


While your at it, taste this delicious home made potato salad.


Sorry,  I forgot the BQ baby back ribs.   Grab yourself a piece.  Save the bark for me please.


Here.... have some with a little Baby Ray's Sauce.  Wipe your chin again,  you really have a problem with drooling.  


I cleaned my plate.  Nothing left but gnawed bones and empty crab shells.  Sorry,  didn't take a photo of the dessert.   It was a chocolate cheesecake.  Can you say.... de lic...ious?